A spooky story

It was a dark and stormy night in the graveyard. Guy was trying to dig up a dead person. A girl came. Her name was Abby. She pretended to help Guy, but she actually hit him with a ball-peen hammer. Then, her work completed, she went to sleep in the graveyard. Abby only slept for a half an hour. She didn't need a lot of sleep. When she woke up, it was the Witching Hour, and she finished what Guy had started, replacing the original body with Guy's body. "Ha, ha, ha," she said, "Now I have a body to awake my Master." But then, the ground started shaking where Guy had been laid down. Abby didn't know what was happening, but then she saw Guy resurrected as a zombie coming out of the earth. Abby yelled, "Army of Abbies!" A multitude of Abbies appeared. They began to attack Guy. Guy fought back with a shovel, but it didn't help; it only made the Army of Abbies angrier, and they fought harder. "Wait, wait!" called Zombie Guy. "Why are you attacking me?" "You're trying to get in my graveyard. This is my house," snapped Abby. "So you're trying to attack me or you're trying to hit me with a lollipop that's made out of nails!" Zombie Guy didn't understand what Abby was talking about. Unfortunately, he would not understand anything else. The Army of Abbies ripped him to shreds. Abby picked up her newly won dead body and returned to her secret hideout in the cemetery.

Dr. Nobody popped up from behind a grave. He was dressed as The Mummy, because it was Halloween, but he still had to wear his glasses. He had been spying on Abby. "Maybe Abby will sell me her graveyard," he thought. Even though he had been spying on her, he hadn't seen where Abby went when she returned to her hideout. Dr. Nobody waited for Abby to come back out. When he saw her, he stepped out and asked if he could buy her graveyard. "Who are you, and how do you know my name?" Abby demanded. "I've been spying on you," replied Dr. Nobody. Abby contemplated Dr. Nobody's offer. "I'll sell you my cemetery if you let me turn you into a zombie." Dr. Nobody said, "Wait, wait, wait. How about you not turn me into a zombie. How about you...turn yourself into a zombie?" Abby said, "Why do you want me to give you my graveyard? Maybe you should buy your own graveyard at the graveyard shop." But Dr. Nobody had already gone to the graveyard shop, and the vampire in charge said he couldn't buy a graveyard there. Abby was in a hurry. "No sale," she said, and adjusted the dead body on her shoulder. "I'm afraid I don't have time for you right now. I have places to be and Masters to Awaken." "Can I come?" asked Dr. Nobody. This sounded very exciting. "No," replied Abby. "I can't take take a mere mortal with me to Awaken the most powerful Master in the whole world," she said, as she sailed off into the sky. Even though Dr. Nobody had been spying on Abby, he didn't know she could fly. He shrugged, said, "I didn't really want that graveyard anyway," and went home to bed. Shopping for a cemetery all day had made him very tired.

Abby flew to her other secret hideout, the one where she kept all her potions. She had been making and saving potions for a whole year and a day. One by one, she poured all of her potions on the body from the graveyard - her Master's body - and colored smoke came up with every potion she poured. Abby had one potion left, but before she could pour it on the body of her Master, Dr. Nobody fell in through the roof. Abby said, "How did you fly over here?" Dr. Nobody had flown over on a broom. He had found a stash of brooms in a shed in the backyard of a witch's cottage. Abby squinted. "Are you a good guy or a bad guy? Because you just stole a witch's broom." "I'm a good guy," replied Dr. Nobody, "but I'm trying to see what you're doing. I'm lonely and I want to hang out with somebody. I don't have any friends. Can you just be my friend?" Abby thought about this. "Sure," she said, "but you have to promise me that you won't go back to the graveyard shop. The vampire there cursed me. If you break your promise, we can't be friends anymore."